maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
3pm strippers are depressing
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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