Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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