Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
