this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We had to coat check the pizza.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We are all done wearing pants today
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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