My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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