What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
