Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
