I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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