He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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