doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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