did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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