Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
