i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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