You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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