Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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