That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
