is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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