I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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