remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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