like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It was confusing and full of hummus
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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