she smelled like a LAN party
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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