Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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