i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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