Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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