is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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