ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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