Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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