Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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