How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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