I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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