Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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