I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Come back. Shots need mouths.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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