I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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