Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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