Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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