I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Randomize
