Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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