I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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