I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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