All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Drake has all the answers
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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