Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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