You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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