so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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