WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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