My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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