Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
