East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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