Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
