I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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