And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I came so hard my ears popped.
I wear drunk well.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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