Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We named our party play list daddy issues
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
so much tequila, so little girl.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
